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S1 : E1
TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 08.29.13
At storage auctions in Canada, buyers convene daily, bidding against one another on repossessed and forgotten storage units. Following four teams of bidders looking to score big.
Northern Lights, Northern Fights
S1 : E1 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 08.29.13
Orangeville Sqeeze Play
S1 : E2 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.05.13
In Orangeville Rick and Cindy rock it, Paul and Bogart blow it, and Ursula goes bid crazy.
You Just Got Roy'd
S1 : E3 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.12.13
Brampton becomes a battleground as Roy blasts the buyers with rude and crude comments.
Safes & Snakes
S1 : E4 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.19.13
In Orangeville, the buyers resort to head games to psych out the competition.
It's Like Archaelogy, You Dig?
S1 : E5 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.26.13
North York becomes an archaeological dig as buyers unearth pieces of the past.
Ain't No Locker Like a Birthday Locker
S1 : E6 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.03.13
Cindy hopes to find something special in North York for Rick’s birthday.
Wanna Smell My Hair
S1 : E7 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.10.13
Roy comes to the auction disguised as his long-haired, gold-toothed, crazy cousin Ray. Chaos ensues.
Fashion Passion
S1 : E8 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.17.13
Ursula goes all in for a fashion locker in Rick and Cindy’s hometown of Newmarket.
Taunted, Haunted and Most Wanted
S1 : E9 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.24.13
Ursula’s sister comes to the auction in Weston to offer a little support, and a lot of criticism.
Crazy From The Heat
S1 : E10 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.31.13
One way or another, all the buyers get burned on the hottest auction day of the year.
The Thrilla in Clairevilla
S1 : E11 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 11.07.13
It’s father vs. son as Paul challenges Bogart to see who can get the best locker.
Big Cow Trouble in Little Ajax
S1 : E12 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 11.14.13
The grand opening of Paul and Bogart’s store finally arrives, but a kink is put into their plans.
All Out Storage War
S1 : E13 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.09.14
Tempers flare and prices soar as the buyers confront aggressive guest auctioneer Jeff Schwartz.
Canadian Pecker
S1 : E14 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.19.14
Guest auctioneer Patrick Pecker brings “the full Pecker” to the auction, fuelling his feud with Roy.
A-Locker-Lypse Now
S1 : E15 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.23.14
Roy suits up in full army gear to declare war on the buyers in Scarborough.
Even Veterans Get The Blues
S1 : E16 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.30.14
Roy’s paltry gifts are no match for Cindy’s foul mood at the auction in Scarborough.
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Instigators
S1 : E17 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.06.14
The Thornhill buyers run for cover when a self-help CD gives Roy a new lease on his egomaniacal life.
Fast Times at Wedgie-mont High
S1 : E18 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.13.14
A Brampton auction near some of the gang’s old high school proves they’re all still rowdy teenagers.
Com-Paul-Sive Behaviour
S1 : E19 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.20.14
Paul’s locker addiction reaches new highs (and lows) at the Wasaga Beach auction.
Psychic Psych Out
S1 : E20 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.27.14
Rick and Cindy bring a psychic to help them land the best lockers in Don Mills.
Cold Turkeys
S1 : E21 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.06.14
Rick and Cindy try to give up smoking at an auction in Leslieville.
Worst Best Man Ever
S1 : E22 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.13.14
A wedding-bound Roy arrives at a Guelph auction in his tuxedo.
The Lame, Sick and The Crazy
S1 : E23 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.20.14
With Bogart on crutches and Cindy nursing a cold, it’s a tough day at the auction.
Crate Expectations
S1 : E24 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.27.14
Excitement runs high as Mississauga plays host to a charity auction of highend storage crates.
A Bad Day to Be Bogart
S1 : E25 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 04.24.14
Paul brings Bogart’s two older sisters to an auction in Weston. Poor Bogart.
Ursula's Just Not That Into You
S1 : E26 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.01.14
Big-time buyer Jeff Gardner returns for an auction in Orillia, but he’s really interested in Ursula.
It's Don's World, We're Just Bidding In It
S1 : E27 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.08.14
All the buyers compete for the attention of Don the auctioneer.
Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Insult
S1 : E28 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.15.14
Roy’s hilarious “Paul" disguise causes mirth and mayhem at an auction in downtown Toronto.
Giddy Up
S1 : E29 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.22.14
Nearly all the buyers have it out for each other at an auction in Cedarbrae, ON.
L'il Roy
S1 : E30 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.29.14
Roy brings a “Roy-Puppet” to an auction in Brampton, and they’re both very naughty little boys.
Paul and Bogart Make a Promo
S1 : E31 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.15.14
Paul and Bogart shoot a low-budget commercial for their store during an auction in Toronto.
London Storage is Falling Down
S1 : E32 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.19.14
An out-of-town auction in London, Ontario gives rise to new treasures and old grudges.
O Brother, I Hate Thou
S1 : E33 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.26.14
Roy immediately regrets bringing his little brother to an auction in Toronto.
Spies Like Urs
S1 : E34 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 07.03.14
Ursula’s private investigator husband spies on the buyers at an auction in Markham.
Brawl in the Family
S1 : E35 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 07.10.14
Bogart finally snaps when Paul buys yet another lousy locker at an auction in Toronto.
All's Fair in Love and Storage War
S1 : E36 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 07.17.14
Life changes dramatically for nearly all the buyers at an auction in Toronto.
Bigger Stronger Meaner Dumber
S2 : E1 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.08.15
The buyers return to Canada’s storage auction scene bigger, stronger, meaner and crazier than ever.
That's Mister Pecker To You
S2 : E2 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.15.15
Fill-in auctioneer Patrick Pecker returns to call an auction and chaos ensues.
Who Wants To Be A Bazillionaire
S2 : E3 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.22.15
Ursula’s new employee Tania makes a big impression at an auction in Toronto.
Cause That's What Janitors Do!
S2 : E4 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 12.16.14
Night janitors Mike and Armando are ready to get in the action at auctions in Emery Village.
Shirt Happens
S2 : E5 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.05.15
Buying partnerships are tested. Cindy buys Rick a spiffy new shirt for an auction in Brampton.
Keep Your Friends Close And The Veterans Closer
S2 : E6 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.12.15
Paul and Bogart vow to take down Rick and Cindy at an auction.
Knock-Out Punch
S2 : E7 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.19.15
Ursula declares war on Roy at an auction in the Old Weston neighborhood of Toronto.
Worst Laid Plans
S2 : E8 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.26.15
Paul and Bogart put away all their gimmicks and tricks for an auction in Leaside.
Chini-Chilla Bang Bang
S2 : E9 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.05.15
Ursula hopes her chinchilla will bring her luck at auction and Paul and Bogart make a chastity vow.
Roy Marks His Territory
S2 : E10 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.12.15
Tensions between Roy and Ursula rise at an auction. Paul and Bogart look for a leg up by any means.
Kennys vs. Kennys
S2 : E11 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.19.15
Bogart’s sisters team up with Roy in Cambridge. Ursula meets with magician Zack Mirza.
Roy Dimbeck: The Roy Dimbeck Story
S2 : E12 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.26.15
Roy records his memoirs at an auction in Mississauga. Ursula finds a place to stash booze.
Shlock Therapy
S2 : E13 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.19.15
Roy offers psychological analysis at an auction. Ursula tries to rein in Paul’s bidding habits.
Cougar Pants!
S2 : E14 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.19.15
Cindy and Rick search for lockers in Toronto. Paul and Bogart negotiate with The Lidquidator.
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mime
S2 : E15 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.26.15
Roy brings a mime to an auction in Corktown and later gets a lesson from BT’s Frank Ferragine.
Utopia?
S2 : E16 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.15.15
The buyers set their expectations exceedingly high for an auction in a tiny town named Utopia.
Three Kennys Are Worse Than None
S2 : E17 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.15.15
Paul and Bogart enlist Paul’s hopelessly inexperienced brother Barry at an auction in Brampton.
Instigator In Training
S2 : E18 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.16.15
Roy shows his nephew what being an instigator is all about at an auction in South Etobicoke.
Goji, Bogie, And The Yogi
S2 : E19 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.16.15
Bogart’s hooked on goji berry juice and plans to spread the word at an auction in Milton.
Exceedingly Loud And Uncomfortably Close
S2 : E20 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.17.15
Roy tries to distract other buyers by invading their personal space at an auction in Mississauga.
Pranking The Monkeys
S2 : E21 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.17.15
Roy makes mischief with an assortment of classic pranks on the buyers at an auction in Toronto.
All Aboard The Party Train
S2 : E22 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.18.15
Roy hypes the epic bachelor party he planned for Bogart, but the debauchery can’t begin quite yet.
Freaks And Geeks
S2 : E23 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.18.15
New buyer Tommy is guaranteed to make an impression on the buyers at an auction in Brampton.
Honeymoon Capital Of The Storage World
S2 : E24 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.19.15
The buyers attend an auction in Niagara Falls and uncover tons of weird and unique discoveries.
Hug Life
S2 : E25 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.19.15
Paul and Bogart attend an auction with their life coach and must “hug it out” when problems arise.
Between A Brawk And A Hard Place
S2 : E26 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.22.15
Roy trains a parrot to trash talk the other buys for him at an auction in Etobicoke.
Two Men And Fake Baby
S2 : E27 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.22.15
Bogart brings a fake baby with him and Paul to an auction in Mississauga much to Paul’s dismay.
The Birds And The Bees And The Bulls
S2 : E28 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.22.15
Rick and Cindy experience huge TMI by taking the bull by the horns at an auction in Ontario.
Ursula Goes Bananas!
S2 : E29 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.23.15
Roy insults Ursula when he decides her coat makes her look like a monkey at an auction.
One Man Party
S2 : E30 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 08.19.15
Roy throws a party for himself at an auction in Emery Village much to the chagrin of the buyers.
May The Schwarz Be With You
S2 : E31 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.15.16
Jeff Schwarz, aka “The Liquidator,” wreaks chaos on an auction when he returns as guest auctioneer.
Paulie's Angels: Full Throttle
S2 : E32 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.15.16
Paul’s daughters are back, and ready to take over the auction in Caledon as their own team.
Dude Where's My Locker?
S2 : E33 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.13.15
Ursula decides to be one of the boys at an auction in Ajax and runs into buyers Mike and Armando.
Cindy Hayden: Voodoo Child
S2 : E34 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.22.16
Cindy brings voodoo dolls of all the other buyers to an auction in the Humberlea area of Toronto.
Storage Wars: Extreme Edition!!!
S2 : E35 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.22.16
Bogart makes the world’s first “extreme locker buying” video at an auction in North Toronto.
All's Well That Ends Wildly Ridiculous
S2 : E36 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.22.16
Roy hires impersonators of the other buyers and brings them to an auction as a distraction.
At storage auctions in Canada, high-stakes buyers convene daily, bidding against one another on repossessed and forgotten storage units.
Ursula Stolf, Paul Kenny, Bogart Kenny
Joanne Virgo