Northern Lights, Northern Fights

S1 : E1 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 08.29.13

At storage auctions in Canada, buyers convene daily, bidding against one another on repossessed and forgotten storage units. Following four teams of bidders looking to score big.

Orangeville Sqeeze Play

S1 : E2 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.05.13

In Orangeville Rick and Cindy rock it, Paul and Bogart blow it, and Ursula goes bid crazy.

You Just Got Roy'd

S1 : E3 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.12.13

Brampton becomes a battleground as Roy blasts the buyers with rude and crude comments.

Safes & Snakes

S1 : E4 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.19.13

In Orangeville, the buyers resort to head games to psych out the competition.

It's Like Archaelogy, You Dig?

S1 : E5 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.26.13

North York becomes an archaeological dig as buyers unearth pieces of the past.

Ain't No Locker Like a Birthday Locker

S1 : E6 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.03.13

Cindy hopes to find something special in North York for Rick’s birthday.

Wanna Smell My Hair

S1 : E7 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.10.13

Roy comes to the auction disguised as his long-haired, gold-toothed, crazy cousin Ray. Chaos ensues.

Fashion Passion

S1 : E8 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.17.13

Ursula goes all in for a fashion locker in Rick and Cindy’s hometown of Newmarket.

Taunted, Haunted and Most Wanted

S1 : E9 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.24.13

Ursula’s sister comes to the auction in Weston to offer a little support, and a lot of criticism.

Crazy From The Heat

S1 : E10 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 10.31.13

One way or another, all the buyers get burned on the hottest auction day of the year.

The Thrilla in Clairevilla

S1 : E11 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 11.07.13

It’s father vs. son as Paul challenges Bogart to see who can get the best locker.

Big Cow Trouble in Little Ajax

S1 : E12 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 11.14.13

The grand opening of Paul and Bogart’s store finally arrives, but a kink is put into their plans.

All Out Storage War

S1 : E13 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.09.14

Tempers flare and prices soar as the buyers confront aggressive guest auctioneer Jeff Schwartz.

Canadian Pecker

S1 : E14 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.19.14

Guest auctioneer Patrick Pecker brings “the full Pecker” to the auction, fuelling his feud with Roy.

A-Locker-Lypse Now

S1 : E15 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.23.14

Roy suits up in full army gear to declare war on the buyers in Scarborough.

Even Veterans Get The Blues

S1 : E16 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.30.14

Roy’s paltry gifts are no match for Cindy’s foul mood at the auction in Scarborough.

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Instigators

S1 : E17 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.06.14

The Thornhill buyers run for cover when a self-help CD gives Roy a new lease on his egomaniacal life.

Fast Times at Wedgie-mont High

S1 : E18 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.13.14

A Brampton auction near some of the gang’s old high school proves they’re all still rowdy teenagers.

Com-Paul-Sive Behaviour

S1 : E19 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.20.14

Paul’s locker addiction reaches new highs (and lows) at the Wasaga Beach auction.

Psychic Psych Out

S1 : E20 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.27.14

Rick and Cindy bring a psychic to help them land the best lockers in Don Mills.

Cold Turkeys

S1 : E21 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.06.14

Rick and Cindy try to give up smoking at an auction in Leslieville.

Worst Best Man Ever

S1 : E22 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.13.14

A wedding-bound Roy arrives at a Guelph auction in his tuxedo.

The Lame, Sick and The Crazy

S1 : E23 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.20.14

With Bogart on crutches and Cindy nursing a cold, it’s a tough day at the auction.

Crate Expectations

S1 : E24 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.27.14

Excitement runs high as Mississauga plays host to a charity auction of highend storage crates.

A Bad Day to Be Bogart

S1 : E25 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 04.24.14

Paul brings Bogart’s two older sisters to an auction in Weston. Poor Bogart.

Ursula's Just Not That Into You

S1 : E26 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.01.14

Big-time buyer Jeff Gardner returns for an auction in Orillia, but he’s really interested in Ursula.

It's Don's World, We're Just Bidding In It

S1 : E27 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.08.14

All the buyers compete for the attention of Don the auctioneer.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Insult

S1 : E28 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.15.14

Roy’s hilarious “Paul" disguise causes mirth and mayhem at an auction in downtown Toronto.

Giddy Up

S1 : E29 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.22.14

Nearly all the buyers have it out for each other at an auction in Cedarbrae, ON.

L'il Roy

S1 : E30 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 05.29.14

Roy brings a “Roy-Puppet” to an auction in Brampton, and they’re both very naughty little boys.

Paul and Bogart Make a Promo

S1 : E31 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.15.14

Paul and Bogart shoot a low-budget commercial for their store during an auction in Toronto.

London Storage is Falling Down

S1 : E32 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.19.14

An out-of-town auction in London, Ontario gives rise to new treasures and old grudges.

O Brother, I Hate Thou

S1 : E33 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.26.14

Roy immediately regrets bringing his little brother to an auction in Toronto.

Spies Like Urs

S1 : E34 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 07.03.14

Ursula’s private investigator husband spies on the buyers at an auction in Markham.

Brawl in the Family

S1 : E35 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 07.10.14

Bogart finally snaps when Paul buys yet another lousy locker at an auction in Toronto.

All's Fair in Love and Storage War

S1 : E36 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 07.17.14

Life changes dramatically for nearly all the buyers at an auction in Toronto.

Bigger Stronger Meaner Dumber

S2 : E1 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.08.15

The buyers return to Canada’s storage auction scene bigger, stronger, meaner and crazier than ever.

That's Mister Pecker To You

S2 : E2 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.15.15

Fill-in auctioneer Patrick Pecker returns to call an auction and chaos ensues.

Who Wants To Be A Bazillionaire

S2 : E3 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.22.15

Ursula’s new employee Tania makes a big impression at an auction in Toronto.

Cause That's What Janitors Do!

S2 : E4 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 12.16.14

Night janitors Mike and Armando are ready to get in the action at auctions in Emery Village.

Shirt Happens

S2 : E5 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.05.15

Buying partnerships are tested. Cindy buys Rick a spiffy new shirt for an auction in Brampton.

Keep Your Friends Close And The Veterans Closer

S2 : E6 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.12.15

Paul and Bogart vow to take down Rick and Cindy at an auction.

Knock-Out Punch

S2 : E7 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.19.15

Ursula declares war on Roy at an auction in the Old Weston neighborhood of Toronto.

Worst Laid Plans

S2 : E8 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.26.15

Paul and Bogart put away all their gimmicks and tricks for an auction in Leaside.

Chini-Chilla Bang Bang

S2 : E9 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.05.15

Ursula hopes her chinchilla will bring her luck at auction and Paul and Bogart make a chastity vow.

Roy Marks His Territory

S2 : E10 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.12.15

Tensions between Roy and Ursula rise at an auction. Paul and Bogart look for a leg up by any means.

Kennys vs. Kennys

S2 : E11 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.19.15

Bogart’s sisters team up with Roy in Cambridge. Ursula meets with magician Zack Mirza.

Roy Dimbeck: The Roy Dimbeck Story

S2 : E12 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.26.15

Roy records his memoirs at an auction in Mississauga. Ursula finds a place to stash booze.

Shlock Therapy

S2 : E13 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.19.15

Roy offers psychological analysis at an auction. Ursula tries to rein in Paul’s bidding habits.

Cougar Pants!

S2 : E14 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.19.15

Cindy and Rick search for lockers in Toronto. Paul and Bogart negotiate with The Lidquidator.

Confessions Of A Dangerous Mime

S2 : E15 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 03.26.15

Roy brings a mime to an auction in Corktown and later gets a lesson from BT’s Frank Ferragine.

Utopia?

S2 : E16 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.15.15

The buyers set their expectations exceedingly high for an auction in a tiny town named Utopia.

Three Kennys Are Worse Than None

S2 : E17 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.15.15

Paul and Bogart enlist Paul’s hopelessly inexperienced brother Barry at an auction in Brampton.

Instigator In Training

S2 : E18 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.16.15

Roy shows his nephew what being an instigator is all about at an auction in South Etobicoke.

Goji, Bogie, And The Yogi

S2 : E19 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.16.15

Bogart’s hooked on goji berry juice and plans to spread the word at an auction in Milton.

Exceedingly Loud And Uncomfortably Close

S2 : E20 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.17.15

Roy tries to distract other buyers by invading their personal space at an auction in Mississauga.

Pranking The Monkeys

S2 : E21 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.17.15

Roy makes mischief with an assortment of classic pranks on the buyers at an auction in Toronto.

All Aboard The Party Train

S2 : E22 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.18.15

Roy hypes the epic bachelor party he planned for Bogart, but the debauchery can’t begin quite yet.

Freaks And Geeks

S2 : E23 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.18.15

New buyer Tommy is guaranteed to make an impression on the buyers at an auction in Brampton.

Honeymoon Capital Of The Storage World

S2 : E24 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.19.15

The buyers attend an auction in Niagara Falls and uncover tons of weird and unique discoveries.

Hug Life

S2 : E25 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.19.15

Paul and Bogart attend an auction with their life coach and must “hug it out” when problems arise.

Between A Brawk And A Hard Place

S2 : E26 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.22.15

Roy trains a parrot to trash talk the other buys for him at an auction in Etobicoke.

Two Men And Fake Baby

S2 : E27 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.22.15

Bogart brings a fake baby with him and Paul to an auction in Mississauga much to Paul’s dismay.

The Birds And The Bees And The Bulls

S2 : E28 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 09.22.15

Rick and Cindy experience huge TMI by taking the bull by the horns at an auction in Ontario.

Ursula Goes Bananas!

S2 : E29 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 06.23.15

Roy insults Ursula when he decides her coat makes her look like a monkey at an auction.

One Man Party

S2 : E30 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 08.19.15

Roy throws a party for himself at an auction in Emery Village much to the chagrin of the buyers.

May The Schwarz Be With You

S2 : E31 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.15.16

Jeff Schwarz, aka “The Liquidator,” wreaks chaos on an auction when he returns as guest auctioneer.

Paulie's Angels: Full Throttle

S2 : E32 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.15.16

Paul’s daughters are back, and ready to take over the auction in Caledon as their own team.

Dude Where's My Locker?

S2 : E33 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 02.13.15

Ursula decides to be one of the boys at an auction in Ajax and runs into buyers Mike and Armando.

Cindy Hayden: Voodoo Child

S2 : E34 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.22.16

Cindy brings voodoo dolls of all the other buyers to an auction in the Humberlea area of Toronto.

All's Well That Ends Wildly Ridiculous

S2 : E36 | TV-PG | 25 min | Aired: 01.22.16

Roy hires impersonators of the other buyers and brings them to an auction as a distraction.