Everybody Hates Keisha

S1 : E2 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 09.29.05

Drew’s tutor teaches Chris a lesson on heartbreak.

Everybody Hates Basketball

S1 : E3 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.06.05

Everybody expects Chris to be great at basketball. Then they pass him the ball.

Everybody Hates Sausage

S1 : E4 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.13.05

Julius buys a crate of cheap sausage, and then gets mad when his family doesn’t want to eat it every meal.

Everybody Hates The Laundromat

S1 : E8 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.10.05

Chris learns an important lesson about change and how you need it at the Laundromat.

Everybody Hates a Part Time Job

S1 : E12 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 01.19.06

Drew and Tonya dare each other to do things they shouldn’t do.

Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

S1 : E14 | TV-PG | 20 min | Aired: 02.09.06

Chris has a crush on a girl at the bus stop.

Everybody Hates The Lottery

S1 : E15 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 02.16.06

Chris is the best Asteroids player in the neighborhood. If only there was an e-sports league…

Everybody Hates Funerals

S1 : E17 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.23.06

Only Chris could turn a funeral into funny business in honor of his Grandpa.

Everybody Hates Drew

S1 : E19 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.20.06

Chris decides to learn karate so he can finally beat his brother at something.

Everybody Hates Rejection

S2 : E1 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.01.06

The family gets a new nosy neighbor, played by Whoopi Goldberg.

Everybody Hates The Class President

S2 : E2 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.08.06

Julius tries to reduce his stress level. But in the pre-streaming ages…he has to get creative.

Everybody Hates Elections

S2 : E3 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.16.06

Four score and seven years ago, Chris tried to write a campaign speech for class president.

Everybody Hates a Liar

S2 : E4 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.23.06

Chris pretends to date Tasha. Everyone else pretends to believe him.

Everybody Hates Malvo

S2 : E5 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.30.06

Chris brings home a Betamax player. Hint: Google Betamax player.

Everybody Hates The Buddy System

S2 : E6 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.06.06

Jason Alexander is the new principal and has a great plan to make Chris and the school bully best friends.

Everybody Hates Promises

S2 : E7 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.13.06

Chris fails to deliver on his campaign promises.

Everybody Hates Thanksgiving

S2 : E8 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.20.06

Wayne Brady guest stars on this Thanksgiving-themed parody of the show 24. This hasn’t aged a bit.

Everybody Hates Superstition

S2 : E9 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.27.06

Things start going Chris's way when he wears his dad's lucky socks, but we’re still a little confused why Terry Crews’ socks fit a child.

Everybody Hates Kris

S2 : E10 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 12.11.06

Tis’ the season. Richard Lewis guest stars as Kris Kringle.

Everybody Hates Eggs

S2 : E11 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 01.22.07

Chris cares for an egg as if it’s his baby. Someone should definitely have “the talk” with Chris.

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

S2 : E12 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 01.29.07

No one takes hall monitor Chris seriously.

Everybody Hates Snow Day

S2 : E13 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 02.05.07

Chris accidentally goes to school on a snow day, which is definitely something we’re going to have nightmares about now.

Everybody Hates The Subsitute

S2 : E14 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 02.12.07

Chris gets a new substitute teacher, played by Orlando Jones.

Everybody Hates Cutting School

S2 : E15 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 02.19.07

Julius spends a frustrating day at the DMV. We mean, Julius spends a regular day at the DMV.

Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

S2 : E16 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 02.26.07

A crook orders Chris to steal a gold chain. But is it one of those skinny gold chains or a dookie rope? Watch to find out.

Everybody Hates DJs

S2 : E17 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.19.07

At a magic show, Julius passes out when he sees a rabbit. Oh come on, you have to watch this.

Everybody Hates Baseball

S2 : E18 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.26.07

Chris must choose between a Mets game and a movie with Tasha. Wow, the movie must be Sophie’s Choice (LOOK IT UP).

Everybody Hates Gambling

S2 : E19 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.23.07

Chris is threatened by a bookie after predicting basketball upsets for money. We BET this episode is pretty funny.

Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

S2 : E20 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.30.07

Chris tells dirty jokes at school, then 20 years later tells dirty jokes for millions of dollars, but this episode only follows the first part.

Everybody Hates Math

S2 : E21 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 05.07.07

Chris learns algebra from his grandmother in order to win a math competition. Nerd.

Everybody Hates The Last Day

S2 : E22 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 05.14.07

It’s the last day of school and Chris has a prank planned for the school bully.

Everybody Hates Tattaglia

S4 : E1 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.03.08

On the first day of school, Chris is excited about diversity…until he’s put into an all-white classroom.

Everybody Hates Cake

S4 : E2 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.10.08

Drew and Tonya watch Mr. Omar’s fish while he’s out of town and things go swimmingly. Not.

Everybody Hates Homecoming

S4 : E3 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.17.08

In a spoof of The Cosby Show, Chris is nervous to meet a girl’s parents. If only he knew what we know now…

Everybody Hates The English Teacher

S4 : E4 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.24.08

Chris watches a movie instead of reading a book. The 80’s were crazy.

Everybody Hates My Man

S4 : E5 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.31.08

To appear cool, Chris helps the football team with homework. As one does.

Everybody Hates Doc's

S4 : E6 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.07.08

Doc’s new girlfriend is Robin Givens. If you’d like to give her another shot, she’s also in The Game – streaming on CW Seed.

Everybody Hates Snitches

S4 : E7 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.14.08

Chris witnesses a shooting at a theater when he’s supposed to be babysitting

Everybody Hates Big Bird

S4 : E8 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.21.08

Chris goes on a date with the dorkiest girl in school. Seems out of his league.

Everybody Hates James

S4 : E9 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.28.08

Julius takes marriage advice from a TV show, but Rochelle misreads his new attitude and thinks he's having an affair.

Everybody Hates New Years Eve

S4 : E10 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 12.12.08

…THREE, TWO, ONE, HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHRIS! Everyone still hates you.

Everybody Hates Mr. Levine

S4 : E11 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 01.09.09

Rochelle realizes she’s one year younger than she thought, which is basically time travel.

Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets

S4 : E12 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 01.16.09

Chris and Greg join the wrestling team so they can get varsity jackets so they can impress girls, which is a very solid plan.

Everybody Hates Fake IDs

S4 : E13 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 01.23.09

Drew tries to return faulty x-ray glasses, but the store sees right through that.

Everybody Hates PSAT's

S4 : E14 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 01.30.09

Rochelle's plans prevent Chris from studying for a college entrance exam, so of course he must cheat.

Everybody Hates Boxing

S4 : E15 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 02.06.09

Chris learns boxing to defend himself from the school bully, just like Rocky’s kid in Rocky V. The bad one.

Everybody Hates Lasagna

S4 : E16 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.13.09

Chris bakes marijuana into a cooking-class lasagna. Good thing 420% is an A++++.

Everybody Hates Spring Break

S4 : E17 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.20.09

While test-driving a car, Chris accidentally runs over his (former) best friend.

Everybody Hates The Car

S4 : E18 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.27.09

Chris gets a driver's license and buys a car, which is quickly vandalized, so yep, he’s still Chris.

Everybody Hates Back Talk

S4 : E19 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.03.09

Chris takes a stand against his mom’s strict rules and refuses to do his household chores. Good luck with that.

Everybody Hates Tasha

S4 : E20 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.24.09

Chris is shocked when Tasha agrees to date him. So are we (just kidding, Chris).

Everybody Hates Bomb Threats

S4 : E21 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 05.01.09

Chris calls in a bomb threat to his school to avoid doing an assignment, which is super illegal, don’t do that kids, please.

Everybody Hates The G.E.D.

S4 : E22 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 05.08.09

This is the season finale, but if you start again from the beginning right afterwards it’s like it never ended.