Everybody Hates Keisha

S1 : E2 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 09.29.05

Drew’s tutor teaches Chris a lesson on heartbreak.

Everybody Hates Basketball

S1 : E3 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.06.05

Everybody expects Chris to be great at basketball. Then they pass him the ball.

Everybody Hates Sausage

S1 : E4 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.13.05

Julius buys a crate of cheap sausage, and then gets mad when his family doesn’t want to eat it every meal.

Everybody Hates The Laundromat

S1 : E8 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.10.05

Chris learns an important lesson about change and how you need it at the Laundromat.

Everybody Hates a Part Time Job

S1 : E12 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 01.19.06

Drew and Tonya dare each other to do things they shouldn’t do.

Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

S1 : E14 | TV-PG | 20 min | Aired: 02.09.06

Chris has a crush on a girl at the bus stop.

Everybody Hates The Lottery

S1 : E15 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 02.16.06

Chris is the best Asteroids player in the neighborhood. If only there was an e-sports league…

Everybody Hates Funerals

S1 : E17 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.23.06

Only Chris could turn a funeral into funny business in honor of his Grandpa.

Everybody Hates Drew

S1 : E19 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.20.06

Chris decides to learn karate so he can finally beat his brother at something.

Everybody Hates Rejection

S2 : E1 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.01.06

The family gets a new nosy neighbor, played by Whoopi Goldberg.

Everybody Hates The Class President

S2 : E2 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.08.06

Julius tries to reduce his stress level. But in the pre-streaming ages…he has to get creative.

Everybody Hates Elections

S2 : E3 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.16.06

Four score and seven years ago, Chris tried to write a campaign speech for class president.

Everybody Hates a Liar

S2 : E4 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.23.06

Chris pretends to date Tasha. Everyone else pretends to believe him.

Everybody Hates Malvo

S2 : E5 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.30.06

Chris brings home a Betamax player. Hint: Google Betamax player.

Everybody Hates The Buddy System

S2 : E6 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.06.06

Jason Alexander is the new principal and has a great plan to make Chris and the school bully best friends.

Everybody Hates Promises

S2 : E7 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.13.06

Chris fails to deliver on his campaign promises.

Everybody Hates Thanksgiving

S2 : E8 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.20.06

Wayne Brady guest stars on this Thanksgiving-themed parody of the show 24. This hasn’t aged a bit.

Everybody Hates Superstition

S2 : E9 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.27.06

Things start going Chris's way when he wears his dad's lucky socks, but we’re still a little confused why Terry Crews’ socks fit a child.

Everybody Hates Kris

S2 : E10 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 12.11.06

Tis’ the season. Richard Lewis guest stars as Kris Kringle.

Everybody Hates Eggs

S2 : E11 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 01.22.07

Chris cares for an egg as if it’s his baby. Someone should definitely have “the talk” with Chris.

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

S2 : E12 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 01.29.07

No one takes hall monitor Chris seriously.

Everybody Hates Snow Day

S2 : E13 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 02.05.07

Chris accidentally goes to school on a snow day, which is definitely something we’re going to have nightmares about now.

Everybody Hates The Subsitute

S2 : E14 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 02.12.07

Chris gets a new substitute teacher, played by Orlando Jones.

Everybody Hates Cutting School

S2 : E15 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 02.19.07

Julius spends a frustrating day at the DMV. We mean, Julius spends a regular day at the DMV.

Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

S2 : E16 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 02.26.07

A crook orders Chris to steal a gold chain. But is it one of those skinny gold chains or a dookie rope? Watch to find out.

Everybody Hates DJs

S2 : E17 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.19.07

At a magic show, Julius passes out when he sees a rabbit. Oh come on, you have to watch this.

Everybody Hates Baseball

S2 : E18 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.26.07

Chris must choose between a Mets game and a movie with Tasha. Wow, the movie must be Sophie’s Choice (LOOK IT UP).

Everybody Hates Gambling

S2 : E19 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.23.07

Chris is threatened by a bookie after predicting basketball upsets for money. We BET this episode is pretty funny.

Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

S2 : E20 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.30.07

Chris tells dirty jokes at school, then 20 years later tells dirty jokes for millions of dollars, but this episode only follows the first part.

Everybody Hates Math

S2 : E21 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 05.07.07

Chris learns algebra from his grandmother in order to win a math competition. Nerd.

Everybody Hates The Last Day

S2 : E22 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 05.14.07

It’s the last day of school and Chris has a prank planned for the school bully.

Everybody Hates The Guidance Counselor

S3 : E1 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.01.07

After failing a test, Chris is sent to a guidance counselor played by Chris Rock… wait. We thought…

Everybody Hates Caruso

S3 : E2 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.08.07

Chris is without a school bully, but don’t worry, there are plenty of new applicants.

Everybody Hates Driving

S3 : E3 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.15.07

Chris illegally drives the family car to impress a girl. Well, he impressed us.

Everybody Hates Blackie

S3 : E4 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.22.07

With their TV stolen, Tonya and Drew make prank calls. Life before the internet was weird.

Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad

S3 : E5 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 10.29.07

Everyone in the family gets sick except for Chris. Hope there’s enough Robitussin.

Everybody Hates Bed Stuy

S3 : E6 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.05.07

Chris writes a newspaper story about a serial killer, causing panic.

Everybody Hates Houseguests

S3 : E7 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.12.07

Cab driver Julius unknowingly drives a robber to Vegas. A cab is like an Uber without an app.

Everybody Hates Minimum Wage

S3 : E8 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.19.07

Greg tries to find the courage to talk to a girl. You can watch this episode for research and no one will know.

Everybody Hates The New Kid

S3 : E9 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 11.26.07

Chris is glad when another black kid arrives at school, but he isn't what Chris expected.

Everybody Hates Kwanzaa

S3 : E10 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 12.10.07

Julius decides it’s cheaper to celebrate Kwanzaa than Christmas. In his defense, he proves himself right.

Everybody Hates The Port Authority

S3 : E11 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.02.08

Before a family trip, Chris and Julius lose all of the family's money to a three-card monte player in the bus station.

Everybody Hates Bad Boys

S3 : E12 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.09.08

Chris tries to be a "bad boy" for Tasha, which sounds just adorable.

Everybody Hates First Kiss

S3 : E13 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.16.08

Chris is determined to have his first kiss.

Everybody Hates Easter

S3 : E14 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.23.08

Chris wants to escort Tasha to the Easter Pageant, because of course he does.

Everybody Hates Gretzky

S3 : E15 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 03.30.08

Chris skips school to help Drew meet his hockey idol Wayne Gretzky. Makes sense, that’s like the main hockey guy.

Everybody Hates The BFD

S3 : E16 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.06.08

Rochelle breaks her arm and then gets a break at home.

Everybody Hates Ex-Cons

S3 : E17 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.13.08

The criminal Chris helped put in jail is back out on the streets and we promise you that this is a comedy.

Everybody Hates Earth Day

S3 : E18 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.20.08

Chris collects cans for Earth Day because he thinks it’ll be easy. Saving the world isn’t easy, Chris.

Everybody Hates Being Cool

S3 : E19 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 04.27.08

Chris tries to be a cool kid, but is suspended from school. So…success?

Everybody Hates The 9th Grade Dance

S3 : E20 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 05.04.08

Rumors spread when Chris asks a certain girl to the dance.

Everybody Hates Mother's Day

S3 : E21 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 05.11.08

When Chris's knockoff perfume gives Rochelle hives, she takes him to the fancy store where she thinks he bought it.

Everybody Hates Graduation

S3 : E22 | TV-PG | 21 min | Aired: 05.18.08

Chris's graduation joy is ruined when he learns Greg will go to a different high school next year.