Everybody Hates Keisha

S1: E2 Airdate: 9.29.05

Drew’s tutor teaches Chris a lesson on heartbreak.

Everybody Hates Basketball

S1: E3 Airdate: 10.6.05

Everybody expects Chris to be great at basketball. Then they pass him the ball.

Everybody Hates Sausage

S1: E4 Airdate: 10.13.05

Julius buys a crate of cheap sausage, and then gets mad when his family doesn’t want to eat it every meal.

Everybody Hates The Laundromat

S1: E8 Airdate: 11.10.05

Chris learns an important lesson about change and how you need it at the Laundromat.

Everybody Hates a Part Time Job

S1: E12 Airdate: 1.19.06

Drew and Tonya dare each other to do things they shouldn’t do.

Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

S1: E14 Airdate: 2.9.06

Chris has a crush on a girl at the bus stop.

Everybody Hates The Lottery

S1: E15 Airdate: 2.16.06

Chris is the best Asteroids player in the neighborhood. If only there was an e-sports league…

Everybody Hates Funerals

S1: E17 Airdate: 3.23.06

Only Chris could turn a funeral into funny business in honor of his Grandpa.

Everybody Hates Drew

S1: E19 Airdate: 4.20.06

Chris decides to learn karate so he can finally beat his brother at something.

Everybody Hates The Guidance Counselor

S3: E1 Airdate: 10.1.07

After failing a test, Chris is sent to a guidance counselor played by Chris Rock… wait. We thought…

Everybody Hates Caruso

S3: E2 Airdate: 10.8.07

Chris is without a school bully, but don’t worry, there are plenty of new applicants.

Everybody Hates Driving

S3: E3 Airdate: 10.15.07

Chris illegally drives the family car to impress a girl. Well, he impressed us.

Everybody Hates Blackie

S3: E4 Airdate: 10.22.07

With their TV stolen, Tonya and Drew make prank calls. Life before the internet was weird.

Everybody Hates The Bachelor Pad

S3: E5 Airdate: 10.29.07

Everyone in the family gets sick except for Chris. Hope there’s enough Robitussin.

Everybody Hates Bed Stuy

S3: E6 Airdate: 11.5.07

Chris writes a newspaper story about a serial killer, causing panic.

Everybody Hates Houseguests

S3: E7 Airdate: 11.12.07

Cab driver Julius unknowingly drives a robber to Vegas. A cab is like an Uber without an app.

Everybody Hates Minimum Wage

S3: E8 Airdate: 11.19.07

Greg tries to find the courage to talk to a girl. You can watch this episode for research and no one will know.

Everybody Hates The New Kid

S3: E9 Airdate: 11.26.07

Chris is glad when another black kid arrives at school, but he isn't what Chris expected.

Everybody Hates Kwanzaa

S3: E10 Airdate: 12.10.07

Julius decides it’s cheaper to celebrate Kwanzaa than Christmas. In his defense, he proves himself right.

Everybody Hates The Port Authority

S3: E11 Airdate: 3.2.08

Before a family trip, Chris and Julius lose all of the family's money to a three-card monte player in the bus station.

Everybody Hates Bad Boys

S3: E12 Airdate: 3.9.08

Chris tries to be a "bad boy" for Tasha, which sounds just adorable.

Everybody Hates First Kiss

S3: E13 Airdate: 3.16.08

Chris is determined to have his first kiss.

Everybody Hates Easter

S3: E14 Airdate: 3.23.08

Chris wants to escort Tasha to the Easter Pageant, because of course he does.

Everybody Hates Gretzky

S3: E15 Airdate: 3.30.08

Chris skips school to help Drew meet his hockey idol Wayne Gretzky. Makes sense, that’s like the main hockey guy.

Everybody Hates The BFD

S3: E16 Airdate: 4.6.08

Rochelle breaks her arm and then gets a break at home.

Everybody Hates Ex-Cons

S3: E17 Airdate: 4.13.08

The criminal Chris helped put in jail is back out on the streets and we promise you that this is a comedy.

Everybody Hates Earth Day

S3: E18 Airdate: 4.20.08

Chris collects cans for Earth Day because he thinks it’ll be easy. Saving the world isn’t easy, Chris.

Everybody Hates Being Cool

S3: E19 Airdate: 4.27.08

Chris tries to be a cool kid, but is suspended from school. So…success?

Everybody Hates The 9th Grade Dance

S3: E20 Airdate: 5.4.08

Rumors spread when Chris asks a certain girl to the dance.

Everybody Hates Mother's Day

S3: E21 Airdate: 5.11.08

When Chris's knockoff perfume gives Rochelle hives, she takes him to the fancy store where she thinks he bought it.

Everybody Hates Graduation

S3: E22 Airdate: 5.18.08

Chris's graduation joy is ruined when he learns Greg will go to a different high school next year.

Everybody Hates Tattaglia

S4: E1 Airdate: 10.3.08

On the first day of school, Chris is excited about diversity…until he’s put into an all-white classroom.

Everybody Hates Cake

S4: E2 Airdate: 10.10.08

Drew and Tonya watch Mr. Omar’s fish while he’s out of town and things go swimmingly. Not.

Everybody Hates Homecoming

S4: E3 Airdate: 10.17.08

In a spoof of The Cosby Show, Chris is nervous to meet a girl’s parents. If only he knew what we know now…

Everybody Hates The English Teacher

S4: E4 Airdate: 10.24.08

Chris watches a movie instead of reading a book. The 80’s were crazy.

Everybody Hates My Man

S4: E5 Airdate: 10.31.08

To appear cool, Chris helps the football team with homework. As one does.

Everybody Hates Doc's

S4: E6 Airdate: 11.7.08

Doc’s new girlfriend is Robin Givens. If you’d like to give her another shot, she’s also in The Game – streaming on CW Seed.

Everybody Hates Snitches

S4: E7 Airdate: 11.14.08

Chris witnesses a shooting at a theater when he’s supposed to be babysitting

Everybody Hates Big Bird

S4: E8 Airdate: 11.21.08

Chris goes on a date with the dorkiest girl in school. Seems out of his league.

Everybody Hates James

S4: E9 Airdate: 11.28.08

Julius takes marriage advice from a TV show, but Rochelle misreads his new attitude and thinks he's having an affair.

Everybody Hates New Years Eve

S4: E10 Airdate: 12.12.08

…THREE, TWO, ONE, HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHRIS! Everyone still hates you.

Everybody Hates Mr. Levine

S4: E11 Airdate: 1.9.09

Rochelle realizes she’s one year younger than she thought, which is basically time travel.

Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets

S4: E12 Airdate: 1.16.09

Chris and Greg join the wrestling team so they can get varsity jackets so they can impress girls, which is a very solid plan.

Everybody Hates Fake IDs

S4: E13 Airdate: 1.23.09

Drew tries to return faulty x-ray glasses, but the store sees right through that.

Everybody Hates PSAT's

S4: E14 Airdate: 1.30.09

Rochelle's plans prevent Chris from studying for a college entrance exam, so of course he must cheat.

Everybody Hates Boxing

S4: E15 Airdate: 2.6.09

Chris learns boxing to defend himself from the school bully, just like Rocky’s kid in Rocky V. The bad one.

Everybody Hates Lasagna

S4: E16 Airdate: 3.13.09

Chris bakes marijuana into a cooking-class lasagna. Good thing 420% is an A++++.

Everybody Hates Spring Break

S4: E17 Airdate: 3.20.09

While test-driving a car, Chris accidentally runs over his (former) best friend.

Everybody Hates The Car

S4: E18 Airdate: 3.27.09

Chris gets a driver's license and buys a car, which is quickly vandalized, so yep, he’s still Chris.

Everybody Hates Back Talk

S4: E19 Airdate: 4.3.09

Chris takes a stand against his mom’s strict rules and refuses to do his household chores. Good luck with that.

Everybody Hates Tasha

S4: E20 Airdate: 4.24.09

Chris is shocked when Tasha agrees to date him. So are we (just kidding, Chris).

Everybody Hates Bomb Threats

S4: E21 Airdate: 5.1.09

Chris calls in a bomb threat to his school to avoid doing an assignment, which is super illegal, don’t do that kids, please.

Everybody Hates The G.E.D.

S4: E22 Airdate: 5.8.09

This is the season finale, but if you start again from the beginning right afterwards it’s like it never ended.