Friends and Neighbors

S1 : E2 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 03.13.79

Stanley embarrasses Helen, when he locks himself outside of their house in nothing but underwear, while she's attending a posh party next door.

Your Money or Your Life

S1 : E3 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 03.27.79

Stanley thinks he's dying when results from his doctor don't come right away.

The Doris Letters

S1 : E4 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 04.03.79

Helen thinks Stanley needs help and takes him to a marriage counselor, after she finds many love letters from him that turn out were for Doris Day.

Family Planning

S1 : E5 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 04.10.79

Stanley gets upset when Helen's mother and sister Ethel visit and he thinks that her mother has plans to stay with them permanently.

Opportunity Knocks

S1 : E6 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 04.17.79

Larry Dallas†visits and tries to sell them a mobile home. This idea excites Mr. Roper and the always devious Jeffrey. Stanley almost buys it without telling Helen.

Days of Beer and Rosie

S2 : E2 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 09.22.79

A man shows up at the condo and introduces himself as Stanley's son from an affair years ago. The Brookes want to send their son, David, to a private school.

Baby Talk

S2 : E4 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 10.06.79

Stanley fears that Helen will ignore him if they adopt a child. When a social worker says they're too old to adopt, he raises her spirits by giving her a dog, Muffin.

Two for the Road

S2 : E5 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 10.13.79

Stanley and Jeffrey get drunk and are arrested, after both have arguments with their respective spouses.

Puppy Love

S2 : E6 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 10.20.79

Stanley loses their dog and buys another one to try to calm Helen down.

All Around the Clock

S2 : E7 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 10.27.79

On their 23rd wedding anniversary, Stanley buys a fake antique clock that happens to resemble the Brookes' stolen clock.

Odd Couples

S2 : E8 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 11.03.79

When Stanley accidentally sets his kitchen on fire, Brookes thinks it's from faulty wiring and lets the Ropers stay with his family.

Pal Joey

S2 : E9 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 11.17.79

When Stanley gets a new (or so he tells Helen) living room suite from his friend Joey, he finds out the furniture once belonged to Helen's sister, Ethel.

Helen Makes Music

S2 : E10 | TV-G | 24 min | Aired: 11.24.79

The Brookes and Ropers fight over the commission money Helen gets when she sells one of the townhouses to a buyer, so the Brookes decide to buy her an organ.

The Skeleton

S2 : E11 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 12.01.79

Jeffrey's hobo uncle comes for a visit, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

The Other Man

S2 : E12 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 12.15.79

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her 'Latin lover' Ramon, in order to make Stanley jealous.

And Who's Been Sleeping in My..?

S2 : E13 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 01.26.80

The Ropers find out that an 18-year-old girl has been living in their store room for weeks.

Jenny's Date

S2 : E14 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 02.02.80

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew, Michael, $50 to take Jenny out on a date.

Of Mice and Horses

S2 : E15 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 02.09.80

Ethel attempts to retrieve a valuable horse-shaped case, supposedly from the Ming Dynasty, from Helen.

Family Feud

S2 : E16 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 02.16.80

The Ropers and Brookes feud on David and Helen's birthday.

The Other Woman

S2 : E17 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 03.01.80

Helen is convinced Stanley is having an affair, when she sees him give a locket to another woman.

Men About The House

S2 : E18 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 03.08.80

After Helen volunteers Stanley to babysit David on poker night, he takes him to a game.

Old Flames

S2 : E19 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 03.15.80

Stanley is jealous when Helen's old USO boyfriend wants to see her and makes himself a date with an old girlfriend.

The Rummage Sale

S2 : E20 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 05.01.80

Stanley's men's magazines are accidentally donated to a church rummage sale.

Four Letter Word

S2 : E21 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 05.08.80

Helen's mother gives herself a wake at the Ropers' house.

Mother's Wake

S2 : E22 | TV-G | 23 min | Aired: 05.15.80

When Stanley goes over to his brother-in-law Hubert's office to get a job, he finds two tickets for Hubert and his secretary to Acapulco.