The CW Episode Guide Feed http://www.cwtv.com/feed/episodes/xml The CW Television Network Episode Guide en-us Copyright 2007 feedback@cwtv.com Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT CWTV In house http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss/ Sunday Jul 05 06:00PM The Drew Carey Show (Sexual Perversity in Cleveland) When Oswald (Diedrich Bader) finds out that his mother has lost all of her money in a bad business deal, he submits to a clinical trial at DrugCo, the pharmaceutical firm where Lewis (Ryan Stiles) works. In exchange for a lot of money, Oswald has large, fake breasts surgically implanted and agrees to leave them in for 31 days. The company needs male test subjects because its female patients refused to have the implants removed. Oswald's sexy but bizarre bust proves strangely compelling to Drew (Drew Carey) and Lewis but disgusting to Kate (Christa Miller). Meanwhile, after Drew tells Darcy (recurring guest star Pauley Perrette) that he quit the band and dedicated his life to working at the store, she promptly ends their relationship. Drew relies on an Internet chat room for his romantic needs, typing messages using a pseudonym to other anonymous users. On-line, he meets one special lady with whom he has an extremely passionate chat. However, he is terrified when he learns his "cybersex" partner's real identity: Mimi! Written by Mike Larsen and directed by Gerry Cohen.

]]> http://cwtv.com/shows/the-drew-carey-show/episodes/405 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT Sunday Jul 05 06:30PM The Drew Carey Show (Cain and Mabel) As Drew (Drew Carey) and his friends carve pumpkins for Halloween, Oswald's (Diedrich Bader) mother, Kim (recurring guest star Adreinne Barbeau), arrives and announces that she no longer has the money problems that worried Oswald – she's marrying a rich orthodontist. Oswald is concerned that his mother is marrying solely for money. Meanwhile, Drew defends his cross-dressing older brother, Steve (recurring guest star John Carroll Lynch), against a bully at the Warsaw, the gang's favorite bar. But Drew regrets it when Steve makes all his cross-dressing friends welcome at the bar and transforms it into a place where no one is sure which of the pretty patrons are really women. This causes Drew to reveal that he has resented his brother since childhood. The brothers reconcile after Drew expresses his feelings. Steve eventually agrees to go to a different bar with his flamboyant friends, to Drew's relief. Written by Dan O'Keefe and directed by Gerry Cohen.

]]> http://cwtv.com/shows/the-drew-carey-show/episodes/406 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT Sunday Jul 05 07:00PM Valentine (Hound Dog) Recently divorced movie reviewer, Mona McAllister (guest star Ana Gasteyer, "Saturday Night Live") and her beloved dog Clovis are new to the city. Mona's next-door-neighbor, Duncan (guest star Josh Malina, "The West Wing") may be an interesting romantic prospect, but Clovis seems intent on keeping the two apart. When the Oracle reveals to Phoebe (Autumn Reeser) that Clovis and Mona are true soul mates, Danny (Kristoffer Polaha) and Kate (Christine Lakin) seek help from Aunt Circe, (Ann Magnuson) an ancient witch practiced in the art of metamorphosis. Meanwhile, Grace (Jaime Murray) and Leo (Robert Baker) refuse to believe that Danny was assaulted in the mansion and Ari (Greg Ellis) pays a threatening visit to Circe when he gets wind that the Adamantine blade will soon be arriving in Los Angeles. Patrick Fabian also stars. Bob Berlinger directed the episode written by Coleman Herbert.

]]> http://cwtv.com/shows/valentine/episodes/106 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT Monday Jul 06 08:00PM One Tree Hill (Choosing My Own Way Of Life) When Lucas (Chad Michael Murray) begins his book tour, he is joined by a familiar face.

Nathan (James Lafferty) is given an opportunity to play basketball again, which forces him to question his health.

Haley (Bethany Joy Galeotti) tries to help a student in need. Brooke (Sophia Bush) considers a life-changing proposition.

Peyton (Hilarie Burton) and Mick (guest star John Doe, “CSI: Miami”) have a confrontation over his identity.

John A. Norris directed the episode written by Mark Schwahn.

]]> http://cwtv.com/shows/one-tree-hill/episodes/606 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT Monday Jul 06 09:00PM Gossip Girl (There Might Be Blood) Serena (Blake Lively) invites Aaron (guest star John Patrick Amedori) to be her guest at a charity gala honoring Lily and Bart (Kelly Rutherford and guest star Robert John Burke), but after discovering a secret that Aaron has been keeping from her she begins to question whether Aaron is the guy she thought he was. Hoping it will help her chances of getting into Yale, Blair (Leighton Meester) naively agrees to babysit the 15-year-old daughter of a prominent Yale donor, but the teenager proves to be more than a handful and Blair begins to suspect that the evening may actually wind up hurting her chances of getting into the college of her dreams. Meanwhile, Jenny (Taylor Momsen) and Agnes (guest star Willa Holland) plan a guerilla fashion show that will either launch Jenny's star or ruin her chances of ever being accepted by the industry. Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford, Ed Westwick, Jessica Szohr and Matthew Settle also star. Michael Fields directed the episode written by Etan Frankel & John Stephens.

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Brenda (guest star Shannen Doherty), Kelly (guest star Jennie Garth), Ryan (Ryan Eggold) and Harry (Rob Estes) confront Adrianna (guest star Jessica Lowndes) about her growing problems, but Adrianna denies being on drugs. When Debbie (Lori Loughlin) is given the opportunity to shoot a fashion show for Nylon magazine, Annie (Shenae Grimes) decides to use the fashion show as part of her class assignment on careers. Ryan asks Annie to partner with Adrianna on the assignment, and Annie reluctantly agrees, even though she is still upset with Adrianna over her relationship with Ty (guest star Adam Gregory). Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) decides that the fashion show is the perfect place to bring her parents back together, but her plan backfires when her parents have a huge fight. Silver (Jessica Stroup) catches the attention of the Debbie’s client at the fashion show. Also at the show, when an indie film producer remembers seeing Annie in "Spring Awakening" and offers her an audition, Annie convinces him to include Adrianna. Feeling guilty after Annie's nice gesture, Adrianna admits that she lied about her relationship with Ty. Kelly (guest star Jennie Garth) gets a call from an old friend that makes her question her relationship with Ryan. Finally, Naomi and Ethan (Dustin Milligan) come to a crossroads in their relationship. Tristan Wilds, Michael Steger and Jessica Walter also star. J. Miller Tobin directed the episode written by Jason Ning.

]]> http://cwtv.com/shows/90210/episodes/106 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT Tuesday Jul 07 09:00PM Hitched or Ditched (A Cheater In Beantown) Boston couple Anissa, 22, and Jesse, 31, have been dating for four years and their up-and-down relationship has left them looking for more. When Jesse's brother presents the couple with a surprise invitation to their own wedding, Jesse, a mortgage banker, struggles to convince Anissa's family that his playboy past is behind him, while Anissa, a systems analyst, defends their relationship to a long list of discerning friends and family.

When Jesse gets cold feet the night before the wedding, Anissa questions whether he will ever change his ways. There are five days until the wedding; will they be HITCHED OR DITCHED?

]]> http://cwtv.com/shows/hitched-or-ditched/episodes/105 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT Thursday Jul 09 08:00PM Smallville (Instinct) Tess (Cassidy Freeman) and her team perform tests on Clark's (Tom Welling) crystal that she had retrieved from the arctic, causing it to send a beam of light into the universe. This triggers the arrival of Maxima (guest star Charlotte Sullivan), a queen from the planet Almerac, who is searching for her soulmate, who she believes sent the signal.

Unfortunately, Maxima's power is too great for mortal men and her kiss kills them. The seductive Maxima arrives in Metropolis and begins her search, starting with Jimmy (Aaron Ashmore).

Allison Mack and Erica Durance also star. James Conway directed the episode written by Turi Meyer 7 Al Septien (#3T7454).

]]> http://cwtv.com/shows/smallville/episodes/804 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT Thursday Jul 09 09:00PM Supernatural (Wishful Thinking) Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) investigate a small town where the wishing well really works. A teddy bear comes to life, someone wins the lottery and the town geek gets a hot girlfriend. The brothers realize that while everyone is happy now, the end result will be disastrous. Robert Singer directed the episode written by Ben Edlund.

]]> http://cwtv.com/shows/supernatural/episodes/408 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT Friday Jul 10 08:00PM Privileged (All About Insecurities) Upset that Laurel (Anne Archer) is still giving her the cold shoulder, Megan (JoAnna Garcia) is nonetheless excited that her college pal Caryn (guest star Sarah Drew) is coming to visit her in Palm Beach. When Caryn reveals that she's just been promoted from assistant to junior editor at The New Yorker magazine, Megan can't help but feel bad about her own stalled writing career. Trying to be helpful, Caryn suggests Megan write an expose about the lives of the people she's met in Palm Beach, but Megan rejects the idea. When Sage and Rose's publicist (guest star Kathy Najimy) learns that Rose and Sage have musical talent, she books them a gig performing at the opening of a hot new Miami nightclub, where the girls are thrilled to have a red carpet encounter with Perez Hilton (guest starring as himself). Finally, Will (Brian Hallisay) invites Megan and Caryn to a tennis match he has been hired to photograph, but Megan accidentally tells his boss (guest star Robert Mailhouse) that Will is independently wealthy, causing a rift in their friendship. Allan Louis also stars. Michael Engler directed the episode written by Scott Weinger.

]]> http://cwtv.com/shows/privileged/episodes/108 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT Friday Jul 10 09:00PM Everybody Hates Chris (Everybody Hates Fake IDs) Chris (Tyler James Williams) and Greg (Vincent Martella) realize they'd better find fake IDs or they won't be able to go to the "18 and over" Fat Boys concert.

Rochelle (Tichina Arnold) plans a surprise party for Julius (Terry Crews).

Drew (Tequan Richmond) orders a pair of x-ray glasses in the mail, but when he discovers they don't work, he decides to track down the company and hold them responsible for their faulty product.

Debbie Allen directed the episode written by Rodney Barnes.

]]> http://cwtv.com/shows/everybody-hates-chris/episodes/79 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:03:09 PDT Friday Jul 10 09:30PM The Game (Do The Wright Thing) Malik's (Hosea Chanchez) invitation to appear on the children's television show of his childhood hero, Mookie (voiced by Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash who also appears as himself in the episode), is rescinded after the Sabers decide his involvement in "outing" his teammate, Clay (guest star Marcello Thedford), is bad publicity for the organization.

Jason (Coby Bell) enlists the help of Kelly (Brittany Daniel) and the Sunbeams to welcome Clay's boyfriend, Derek (guest star Brian Wade), into their football family.

Wendy Raquel Robinson, Tia Mowry and Pooch Hall also star.

Salim Akil directed the episode written by Jeremy Howe.

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